1. cesperanza:

    prtypooper:

    hahahaha this is amazing. 

    Captain Small Ass and Falcon Big Butt in all their glory.

    LOLOL.  I’m waiting for the photoshop in 5….4….3….

    (Source: iwouldfookthat, via chujo-hime)

     
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  3. chenyakumo:

    nothing i do for the rest of my life will ever top this

    (via owarwoody)

     

  4. s0meimagination:

    skippercifer:

    its-sixteen-miles:

    It’s time to try defying gravity-

                   -Like a shooting star, I can go the distance-  

       -Kiss me goodbye I’m defying gravity- 

                   -I will search the world, I will face its harms- 

        -I’m Flying high, I’m defying gravity-

                    -I don’t care how far, I can go the distance-

        -And you won’t bring me down! And you won’t bring me down-

                                                                                     -‘Til I find my hero’s welcome right where I-

                                    -And you won’t bring me…  

    I forgot I had saved this- WoW what a good.

    i’m not okay this is too perfect

    (via rachkin)

     

  5. faeryhearts:

    Once Upon A Dream (Music Box Version) | Disney’s Sleeping Beauty.

    (Source: mydisneyplaylist, via sophiehatter)

     

  6. overlypolitebisexual:

    cat people: dogs are cool too
    dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

    (via rachkin)

     
  7. spider-manofficial:

    hindre:

    leonkuwatas:

    youreouttayourtree:

    ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

    that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

    Uncultured swine.

    (Source: awildswan, via rachkin)

     

  8. so i only wear this bra in the house because it’s too small

    tits-mcgeek:

    ho-ho-my-lad:

    and it, erm, pushes stuff up in a way that makes me look like a 19th century prostitute

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    possibly my favorite thing on the internet right now.

    (Source: hohomylad, via rachkin)

     
  9. funnyfacesplace:

    angergirl:

    AU CONTRAIRE

    MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,


    YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.

    WHICH IS TRUE

    MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED

    the moral of this story is

    1. Sit the way you want.

    2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

    Aunt Mary is my new hero

    (via somebodypleasehelpsansa)

     
  10. backpat:

    captoring:

    4w-k:

    all time favorite quote c:

    shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder 

    your favorite quote. is. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder.

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    (via rachkin)