1. The number of old people driving like complete morons in Viera today has reached a record breaking high.
    We should get an award for this. Or something.

     

  2. giraffepoliceforce:

    "You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

    Jesus: Ah yes.

    Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

    Jesus: What a shame.

    (via antiheroicshenanigans)

     
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  4. owlmylove:

    whenever i’m sad i like to imagine what possible crime Steve Irwin’s ancestor committed to warrant him being sent to Australia like some Victorian gentleman escorting a lady to the zoo past the crocodile enclosure and going “do you see that great wyrm sunning itself there? quite a striking creature, is it not? I do believe I shall engage it in fisticuffs.” 

    (via lemon-drops-are-yummy)

     

  5. riotsiren:

    Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans

    (via lemon-drops-are-yummy)

    Tagged #i wish
     

  6. gryffindawesome:

    I love how Jefferson Reid, Ace American - the handsome and fearsome American compatriot soldier -  is played by Nathan Fillion, canadian.

     

    1. Me: Urgh, twelve hour shift. Might as well listen to a podcast.
    2. Me: Might give that Thrilling Adventure Hour thing a go, no idea what it's like, but they did a live show with the Night Vale lot, sooo....
    3. Me: Heh. That Sparks Nevada theme's pretty catchy.
    4. Me: Man. Most people can only dream of a relationship like Sadie and Frank's.
    5. Me: I'M FROM EARTH
    6. Me: WHO CARES WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEARTS OF MAN
    7. Me: ALSO I'LL HAVE MY 100 LASERS
    8. Me: Oh fuck I've found a new thing to burble on about that no-one I know is interested in and I'll have that Sparks Nevada theme stuck in my head until the last recorded syllable of time
    9. Me: Robot fists tho
     
  7. believersneverdie5:

    FUCK YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

    (Source: thatmovieguydoe, via xstfustephh)

    Tagged #marvel #yaaas
     
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  9. bastilleiscoming:

    oh how am i gonna be an optimist about this? ()

     

    (Source: twentyoneflaws, via cookiekhaleesi)