1. When someone talks about dieting in front of me

     
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  3. thewholockgames:

    pocketostars:

    taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

    Clever way of getting his features in there

    cr:  thqys

    Utilizing the critical thinking skills and greater levels of maturity assumed by my college degree, I deduced that I could make butt pancakes.

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    i wasnt gonna reblogg but then

    buttcakes

    (Source: james-because-i-dont-know, via xstfustephh)

     
  4. feaqu:

    its september 8th u have no right to be snowing like this

    (Source: feaqu, via pokeballe)

     
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  6. chazkeats:

    autisticenjolras:

    hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.

    hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing

    (via rachkin)

    Tagged #hades
     

  7. hatelyn:

    sagexhaley:

    Pop punk bands saying “friends”

    FUCK

    (via tonystarksanxieties)

     
  8. torbooks:

    Check out an excerpt of Ben Tripp’s YA debut, the swashbuckling tale The Accidental Highwayman!

     
  9. captain—kitten:

    A tall, straight-bodied, and by no means ill-favored young Highlander at close range is breath-taking.

    In-freaking-deed.

     
  10. hello-batman-its-superman:

    youllfindmewhenthepandoricaopens:

    danganaddict:

    c0nsulting-timel0rd:

    totoislostinoz:

    carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

    “What house?”

    “Montague!”

    “whAT HOUSE?”

    “MONTAGUE”

    “WHAT HOUSE?????”

    “MONTAGUE!!”

    “MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”

    The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.

    That’s literally all we talked about in freshman English

    WE WATCHED THIS IN SHAKESPEARE LAST YEAR AND THIS ONE GUY JUST YELLED “BRETHREN, THOU MUST PLACE THINE HEAD IN THE GAME” AND WE HAD TO WAIT A WEEK TO FUCKING CONTINUE IT BECAUSE WE KEPT CRACKING UP AND SINGING REWRITES OF THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SOUNDTRACK

    In the audiobook we listened to in class Mercutio’s voice actor was David Tennant 

    WE WATCHED THIS IN HUMANITIES AND MY FRIEND AND I AT THE SAME TIME YELLED “HE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HEADMASTER ZEFRON!!” AND MY TEACHER WAS CONFUSED FOR A SECOND AND THEN JUST STATED LAUGHING AND NODDING AND THEN HE CRIED.

    (Source: lydiamartuin, via lemon-drops-are-yummy)